Thank you for requesting Anon~
Xiumin: /has to be restrained
Luhan: The guy tries to play it off and pretend like he wasn’t doing anything
/Picks you up and walks away from the guy (ft. Xiumin as you)
Kris: “Excuse me but who gave you permission to touch her? Pretty obvious it wasn’t her”
Tao: *Is about to step in with some wushu when his gf suddenly kicks the guy in the balls* “She’s learned well”
Chen: After he tells the guy off and makes sure your fine, he spends the rest of the night throwing death glares until the guy leaves.
Lay: Pushes the guy out of the way and moves you away “I’m getting tired of creeps like you disrepecting my lovely girlfriend”
Baekhyun: /smiles when he sees you then slowly realizes whats happening “Y/N… wait… is he… oh no he fucking isn’t”
Chanyeol: /tries to scare him off but ends up hurting himself in the process
Suho: Pays some guys to beat the guy up outside instead of causing a scene. “Hey, you’re ok? Yeah I have no idea what happened to that horrible man.”
Sehun: /urge to kill rising
Kai: *pushes you behind him* “Back off now or else this could get ugly.”
D.O: *sprays the guy with water wordlessly and leads you away*
Sorry for this one (I know it’s lame but I couldn’t come up with anything better)
Sehun: You’re going to be very surprised at how good this two hands can be!
Kai:*pampers you with little kisses whispering sweet nothings in your ear to make you distracted from the pain*
Good request my friend Anon! I really like to play games as well and sometimes become completely absorbed in the virtual world ^^
Xiumin: “I don’t get it…. How can you be so obsessed with a game? If you keep ignoring me, then I’ll have to cut off the electricity!”
Luhan: *mumbles to…
Sehun: *no caption needed*
Kai: Don’t count on me to keep my hand to myself when you’re wearing those shorts!
Tao: Chen:Do you need some condoms too?you know protection is important!
*mocking voice*Why don’t you shut up!
Kyungsoo:*seeing what you wear for bed* The dark…